87daysbefore:

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pretty patties RULE!

suctioning:

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

nerkmid:

i can feel myself getting angrier everyday i’m either becoming an adult or the incredible hulk

every romantic teen movie

maurypovichofficial:

*girls plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

"I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not."
(via gnarly) ←

rte2:

I am so bad at conversation I’m sorry if u have ever tried to talk to me omg